We covered some ground rules for if a human wants to date a vampire, but what about the other way around? Suppose we’ve got a decent, heroic guy who just happens to be one of the undead? Just because he drinks blood doesn’t mean he can’t have standards.
1. Don’t ask me to bite you. I know you’ve read all those paranormal romance books where biting and sex equals the greatest experience on the planet, but trust me, it can get messy.
2. No role-playing. You’re not Buffy, and I don’t want to see a stake hidden under your pillow.
3. Don’t try to have important conversations or talk me into stuff around dawn when I’m too tried to properly listen.
4. If you’re mad at me, don’t throw my bags of blood down the sink. That stuff is hard to come by!
5. I can’t introduce you to Edward, so don’t ask.