Team Edward « Angela Wallace, Author

We covered some ground rules for if a human wants to date a vampire, but what about the other way around? Suppose we’ve got a decent, heroic guy who just happens to be one of the undead? Just because he drinks blood doesn’t mean he can’t have standards.

1. Don’t ask me to bite you. I know you’ve read all those paranormal romance books where biting and sex equals the greatest experience on the planet, but trust me, it can get messy.

2. No role-playing. You’re not Buffy, and I don’t want to see a stake hidden under your pillow.

3. Don’t try to have important conversations or talk me into stuff around dawn when I’m too tried to properly listen.

4. If you’re mad at me, don’t throw my bags of blood down the sink. That stuff is hard to come by!

5. I can’t introduce you to Edward, so don’t ask.

What would you add to the list?

Today is an example of why it’s good to have posts polished and ready in your queue. My road to recovery has hit a pothole, or a sinkhole. Coherent thoughts, let alone creative, must wait for another time. So, I leave you with this.

Did you guys enjoy the Twilight parody by The Hillywood Show I shared a while ago? Well, here’s the second! New Moon Parody by The Hillywood Show. This one is my favorite. These girls impress me. The cinematography, lip-syncing, choreography, and editing are all superb. And they do it all with one camera and their own budget. (Though, now their budget is a lot bigger since these Twilight parodies put them on the Internet map.) They even go to the trouble to match the clothes from the movie. Oh, and there’s definitely some Team Jacob bias going on. 😉